you can’t spell studying without dying
(Source: methroid, via lindsaylohanthony)
I need more friends in my neighborhood. :( I’m such a loner.
my thoughts during school
- me: why
- me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
- me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
- me: the fuck is this
- me: why are you here
- me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
- me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
- me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
- me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
- me: ugh
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
(via spacedoutforever)
- Me: I'm so fat
- Me: I need to diet
- Me: I should start running
- Me: omg I need to lose weight
- Me: ugh I'm so gross
- Me: I should eat healthier foods....
- -mom comes home from grocery store
- Me: YOLO
